Warning: Do NOT Read This Man's Blog
Don't even try reading this blog. It is never updated. Bill's Blog gives credit to me for his start in blogging, but he never writes anything new. Just don't go there. You'll only see the same old heading FROM LAST JULY. If you would like to protest in response to the last 5 blogless months from Bill's Blog, I expect you to leave a comment here. Thank you.
26 Comments:
This is truly a disgrace. Bill's Blog SAYS he is a blogger, but yet he never blogs. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
If you are an 'insignificant microbe' in the blogging world, then I wonder what Bill, of Bill's Blog would be?
Ever since Bill's Blog stopped, I feel like my life is so aimless, and like I am just drifting. What is the meaning of life? Why are we here?
Bill, I need more Blog.
It's more like "Bill's Blah" than "Bill's Blog."
OK, everyone, keep the comments coming. I didn't realize that this post would strike such a chord. But it sounds like I'm not the only one who's simply fed up. Maybe now that we're speaking out, "Bill" will finally update his blog.
I spend everyday waiting for Bill to update his blog. I wake up, turn on the computer, and just stare at it. I click "refresh" over and over again. But nothing ever changes. I've been sitting at my computer since July. No social life or outside contact at all.
Whoa, Bill, you are so pwnt.
Seems to me like Amey's Blog kicks Bill's Blog's Butt. In High-Def.
Each time I see Bill on the computer, I look at him imploringly, to persuade him to blog again. I am met with only stubbornness, and silence.
Whoa, there, everyone. I will have no flaming in the comments section of my blog. If you feel you must insult poor Bill of Bill's Blog, I will be forced to delete your comments.
I think we have to consider that maybe there's a very good reason why Bill of Bill's Blog has not been blogging. We just don't know what that is. Perhaps I was being too harsh in my post and previous comment. Let's give the guy a little space. Perhaps someday we'll understand what it is exactly that he's trying to prove in this whole mess, but until then, let's try our best not to get hysterical about it.
Once again, NO FLAMING PLEASE. Thank you.
You never know what it takes to bring a family together.
Don't you wish that all of your postings would get this much response?
No flaming? I don't have anything to say then.
Grandpa, why don't you do your blog? Maybe you just need a few charley horses.
I, like, totally agree with whatever Tupper says here. Right on, Tup.
granpa why dont you do your blog maybe youre bananas come over here better be quick or it will become a charley horse for you
A NASCAR driver blogs, on average, 34.659 times more per year than you, Grandpa. Your blog total is below average.
Oh snap, Grandpa, you better get busy.
Remember: Blog is short for Blog-gery.
So just who does this Bill guy think he is anyway? Imagine, taking up valuable cyberspace that could be used by a real blogger. What nerve! If yer not gonna row buddy then get outta the boat!
Seems to me like we might have a little "blog envy" goin' on here. That's understandable when you're used to crankin' out lots of drivel with very little substance. Myself? I prefer an occasional article with depth, as opposed to a virus "boxscore".
Virus "boxscore"!! That's my studmuffin! He has such a rapier wit, doesn't he? You go, sweetie!
As for you, Tupper, you TALK big with your blog comments. Let's see if you can count to nineteen: that's the number of steps your butt will be bouncing down to the basement. Nate, I've got your "pwnt" right here. I'll see YOU at the YMCA Saturday, Mr. Sternum buster. And Julie, Miss "Drifter"--you must have just "drifted" into your GARAGE, right? Heh-heh! What's your deductible anyway? And Grandma Lou, shall we mention who you were comparing yourself to the other day, MRS. GOD?? Whoa! I wouldn't be saying that. Timothy and Anthony, don't make me come over there and knock heads again. And yes, I've got a couple of Charlie Horses for you! Mom B, I've had a couple of interested calls on your car. Next time the "For Sale" sign goes in your front yard! You'll be lookin' for a used tent in January. Alex, all I've got to say to you is: TONY STEWART. Ben, your comment was the only truly worthy one. I didn't know that "blog" was really short for "blog-ger-y". I must say, matching wits with this bunch is a bit like locating our cat's rear end with my BB gun "view finder"--easy pickin's. Thanks for the entertainment, everybody. Well done. I may actually make a blog entry today. And won't you all be anxious to read it. What a family!
I'm so proud of you, "Fa-zure". (Pronounced like "anozure", as in "I'll have anozure drink."
I hope strangers reading this realize that this is all a bit of family fun. Just to let you know we love you, Dad. You're always good for a few laughs! Or more. As in yesterday, when Julie and I were howling with laughter THE ENTIRE AFTERNOON.
Anyone know what a virus "boxscore" is? Someone fill me in.
And Dad, by the way, your posts here don't count as a blog.
:oP
Amey and I were cracking each other up! LOL!
Oh please, oh please. Do update your blog Mr. Bill. Make it one of those "in depth" articles that reflect your cunning wit and blazing intellect all the while putting those of us who envy you in a state of awe as we bask in the warmth of your charm. How do you do it?
p.s. Strike a little nerve did we?
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