See if you intrepret this as I do, a la (the original) Batman

OK, Robin, here are the facts. See if you interpret this as I do. Within one afternoon:

• Our drinking water tasted terrible, so we had to dump it all out (9 gallons), rinse the jugs, take them back and refill them (we get our water from the reverse osmosis machine at the store).
• One of our children stopped up the sink in the kids' bathroom, ran the water, and flooded the bathroom floor with about an inch of water, also soaking the cabinet the sink is in and the carpet in the adjoining hallway.
• The faucet in the kitchen sink broke, rendering it unusable until my husband was able to install a new faucet last night.
  

Yes, Robin. God is obviously trying to tell us something about water... the only possible explanation must be: He wants us to get a house on the beach. Yes?